Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?

A: His parents were in a Jam.

Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?

A: Because it was outstanding in a field.

Q: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?

A: See if it’s coffin.

Q: When is a door not actually a door?

A: When it’s actually ajar

Q: What does a vegan zombie eat?

A: Graaaaaaaaains

Q: Why did the teen count in odd numbers only?

A: Because she can’t even

Q: If the white house is made out of white bricks, and the pink house is made out of pink bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, then what is the green house made out of?

A: Glass

Q: What do you call a nocturnal horse?

A: A nightmare